Through the give and take you had to learn, how to cross the coals and no get burned. — Liara T’soni for boscovici
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List of Mass Effect Enemies That Can Fuck Right Off (3/6)
Look at that lashed-out motherfucker. Dragoons are the personification of the saying ‘life isn’t fair’. Dragoons are Cerberus’ version of war dogs. Send them out to flush you from cover and break ranks. Sure they’re not particularly strong, their armor rating isn’t all that high. But what they lack in health they make up in stopping power. Specifically the power to stop you from breathing. You see that Slam animation? Yeah once that starts, you can’t stop it. Sure you can dodge it, if you’re quick enough, but that still leaves you right in striking range for the next one. Couple that with the fact that they tend to swarm, and can hit you through cover, and you’d better start running. Or you can try, but you probably won’t get very far. Your best bet is to stay far away. Except you always think you’re far away, until that animation starts up and surprise! It’s lashing your face off. But lets say you’re out of lash range. You’re safe right? Nope. Because these douchebags are outfitted with a nice Hornet SMG. Fuck you. And to top it all off, they look almost exactly like your teammates. Do you know how many times you’re going to shoot your teammate thinking it’s a Dragoon? A fucking lot. Do you know how many times you aren’t going to shoot a Dragoon, thinking it’s your teammate? A fucking lot. Yeah. Fuck these guys.